Wednesday, February 27, 2008

OK, here we go.

What does AlkaVita taste like to you? We tried everything to improve the taste, then realized…hey, this is good for you and it is only one 2oz swig, so let’s focus on something else. That something else was testing and verification.

There will be a prize. It will be a 3 month supply of the product of your choice, spray, lotion, whatever there is in the store. And some cash for a good dinner and movie for 2…or 5 if go go dutch.

Use only Humor. Your entry will be judged by both kids and adults. The one with the most votes will win. Youtube links, audio , video or pics are all acceptable entries.

Have fun.

6 comments:

FrznFury said...

Like sweaty gym socks wrung into a glass.

Anonymous said...

Tastes like aquarium water for just a second

Anonymous said...

Like licking a rock

Unknown said...

Well, how do I say this in a PG way to not offend others...just kidding, but it really tastes like what a really nasty sewer smells like! To me it is the most vile flavor.

Here's a neat trick. Try drinking that 2 ounces of health right after that cup of coffee you can't stop having every morning. The taste is reminiscent of a really...really strong fish flavor and odor. It does go away though....but not after making you feel like vomiting. ; )

Anonymous said...

This is Jon, the one from ALkavita.
There is a lot changing right now, and somethines the best health tool is knowledge. What is good to eat, what is not, and, well, what is poisoned and what is not! Like rice and chocolate, depending on where it comes from.

My god, look at what is happening!!! Kids are eating Dairyqueen blizards when they are not supersizing at McDonalds. Then they wash that down with coke and top that off with a snickers bar. NAd we wonder about the ADD ad ADHD? they eat more sugar in one day than they should have all week!. Then we put them on Ritalin. Right....really mess them up. So lower the test scores so they can pass HS and get into college where things just get worse.

What we have to do is wake up to the fact that most of the food out there is not good for us. Full of sugar, salt, hormones, chemicals and genetically modified foods.

Eat!!! but eat healthy.
Alkalize your body. Drink things that are good for you , and even test some foods that you are suspicious of.

Cancer loves acid, and we wonder why there is such an epidemic of cancer. There is not, we are just not eating the same as we were 100 years ago where the food was fresh, and we exercised more.

debilouET@aol.com said...

just had my first 2oz.. and at first I thought " gee, this isn't bad at all" .. then I waited a few seconds.. then the taste hit me.. but not bad.. I would explain it as swallowing pool water that had just been chlorinated.. something that most of us have done in our lifetime ,., but not so bad as to not continuing with the 30 day supply, and then order more!! Remember, if its FREE its not worth it,,. IF it taste GOOD, its not working !!